So did you get the pocketknife?

“...or who are experimenting with ways of expressing themselves for any reason.”

This is bad advice. Don't hinder your own ability to survive a national emergency out of spite for the sitting president.

Still no Seattle team...Why...

Hey, educated guy: you responded to two different people.

Stabbing someone with a spoon sounds hard.

I did. It was only for a month or so, and they don't track your location, only how many miles you drive and how hard you apply the brakes. Got a pretty good discount that I'm still using.

I can see how this kind of setup would make teams reluctant to add women to their roster. When you force your (very young) players to live in a weird frat house, how do you go about adding women to the mix?

I like this.

Don’t be scared! Wig and extension technology is incredible now. My aunt has alopecia and always has the best hair at family gatherings.

I don’t think you understand the concept of a soft no. It’s not the word ‘no’ spoken softly.

Yeah, Mose is the showrunner. :)

Sounds like teen me was getting ripped off :)

Wow, the going rate has tripled since I was babysitting 15 years ago.

You tried to tell this story in a way that exculpated you, but you didn’t succeed. What a shitty thing for you to do.

I thought the point of checks was fraud protection. You use a check instead of sending cash in the mail, yes? And it sounds like it worked exactly as intended, since you got your money back.

I bought donuts for my office this morning. I paid $50 for two dozen. On the payment screen, the minimum tip shown was 20%, going up from there. I am not paying $10 for someone to put some donuts in a box. I tipped $2 and felt pretty generous.

Insanely dark chocolate is seen as manly in some cultures, because of the bitterness. For example, Japan.

I can’t think of a more efficient way to announce, “I am an American tourist, please try to rob me” than by wearing overalls.

Half the point of giving a kid a credit card is to help them build their credit score early. Cash doesn’t do that.