I figured on the off-chance you were trying to make real points, you’d want to know that you were sabotaging yourself. But if you’re just trolling, awesome job!

Sorry, it’s luminoso, not luminosity. Darn autocorrect

Here’s a tip: starting all your sentences with “Um yea” makes you sound like a dick.

Milani blush in luminosity is a cult favorite coral blush. As for a lipstick, I’m currently obsessed with Nyx Rags to Riches, check out an online search and see if it’s your thing!

Do you have any good tips for how to try and toss another woman a lifeline in this way? I’d love to be able to step in and cut off a pushy guy on the bus, but I have no idea what I’d say to make that happen.

Your sarcasm detector needs some tuning.

The tweet was completely bland and inoffensive. If literally anyone else had tweeted it, it would have gone completely unnoticed. It’s Trump’s history with women that you find offensive and hypocritical, and that’s already been well-covered (and is horrible). Can we please give it a rest with the ”worst ever”…

Clipping coupons is tedious and time-consuming if you’re out to save any appreciable amount of money. I’d never dream of trying to force my spouse into doing it unless it was already one of his hobbies. If clipping coupons is so important to you, why don’t you do it yourself and give the coupons to her? (Assuming…

Why no image of the painting?

So you WERE just talking out of your ass...how disappointing.

So you WERE just talking out of your ass...how disappointing.

There is an implied first part to that sentence that goes, “in some racist people’s minds...”

Actually, it’s a federal law! So they are absolutely entitled to a room, and the company has no right to refuse! Have a great day.

That is the best compliment I have ever gotten.

Thanks so much! I totally agree with you, I would have removed it if Kinja allowed deleting comments. I should have had the confidence to let the story stand on its own. I actually just submitted it (slightly revised) to r/creepypasta - would you recommend r/nosleep more?

I understand. I got overexcited and wrote the story before seeing the “must be true” rule. It’s only fair that another story take the win. Thanks for featuring my story, however briefly. I learned a lot for next time. :)

Thank you! I’ve been lurking on Jezebel for a long time, so this is like a celebrity endorsement for me.

This is excellent, thank you so much. I adore your whole last paragraph, I’m gonna have to do some research.

Can you give me an example? I’d love to make it better and more believeable.

Thank you very much for the note. I was also a little worried about trying to hide the sixth-sense-style twist with the parents’ interactions at the beginning. If you have any suggestions on how to improve that part, I’d love to hear them. :)

Thanks so much for choosing my story! Would this be a good moment to try and wheedle myself out of the greys? :D