@Byron Donovan: Truly, words of wisdom. It's the people WITHOUT any notable hobbies or interests that you have to watch out for. Those people...disturb me.

@64m30v3r: Generally kids don't care about old, rare games. If I were still a kid, I'd be way more excited about getting a bunch of hot new games than I would be about a crappy sports minigame compilation that none of my friends had ever heard of.

@spacemonkey086: Actually, that's the first thing I thought of too! It would be so cool. Anything but Nazi Germany, which is what was rumored at first. Ew.

@ScaryMerry: Oh man, that is clever. I didn't realize the gag until I moused over it.

@YummyCyanide: Sounds like someone's having marital issues.

@Josh Young: If you click on the link in the accompanying text, you'll be taken to a magical website with all sorts of Discword swag to buy.

@theaceplaya: I'm pretty sure that's not actually the lesson here.

Australia's really come a long way since that awful Attorney General stepped down. It's only a matter of time before they adopt a saner ratings policy.

It seems like an Uncharted movie would be the hardest game adaptation ever to screw up. I mean, the game's practically in movie form already. You'd have to try really, really hard to make this bad, but that's what Hollywood is best at, right?

@cmdrtugboat: It's from a Lovecraft short story about Cthulu, which attributes this quote to the Necronomicon.

@Pugnate: But isn't that basically what he said?

@CSX321: I think there were still a few steps between a Roman Empire era of technology (which is what we lost) and a true Industrial Revolution (which is what we gained, at the end of the 19th century). There were still huge cultural steps we had to take to connect the two, and in some areas of the world, we did. The…

@Cobaltios: As far as recent DS RPGs go, Dragon Quest 9 and Bowser's Inside Story are pretty enjoyable. I'd also recommend SMT Devil Survivor and Spirit Tracks, if you don't mind some action in your RPG.

@Frosted Mini-Wheats: I'm a little confused. You only have four possible points listed. How is it possible to make it to five?

@Steve Williams: This.

@flugennock: Wow, dude. A persistent vegetative state? The policy sucks but these cronies didn't make it. The only thug I see around here is you.

@LandofMinos. So stupid, he makes two short planks look like a computer.: I'm so sorry you had to go through that. I completely agree and it's unbelievable that he even got out of jail, much less his license back. It sickens me.

@asdf4321: You'd buy a PC and a PS3 for $300? That seems unlikely.

After the patent office stopped receiving money from taxpayers, the process devolved from "patenting things that are new and useful" to "patenting anything by anyone who can afford to pay the fees."

Her legs are short, but they're not THAT short. I think we're all just used to seeing this plug suit on Rei's exaggeratedly swan-like form.