I have a friend that isn’t a petrol head, but he just went to Japan. He became obsessed with the Alphard. I thought it was hilarious that they teased this Lexus version within a week of him getting back.  He’s now stoked on this car.

Who knows, the Alphard could be his catalyst into gearheadedness.

Neutral: I’m looking forward to this.

The average consumer has no idea what’s under their hood or who made it. They want it to work, be cheap to run, and be powerful and they don’t care how that’s done. The biggest compliment engines usually get are about them being smooth and quiet which are hallmarks of electric motors.

Also, Mika recently got himself a sweet McLaren Senna.

I know F1 is the crown jewel, but there are drivers in F1 that I just wish and wish would come to sportscar sooner (ahem, Button!)

When asked if he was excited to get behind the wheel again, Häkkinen only replied with:

...and french fries. They’re all owned by hippies, who run them on bio diesel.

citation: know multiple hippy Delica owners in Vancouver.

Maybe no collusions but clear evidence of a foreign power acting under the golden exterior

Mazda did it better.

This Probe looks like it hasn’t been involved in any collusion.

That is the rear seat where children learn how to flip off other cars.

Porsche:

Two scooters? Amateurs.

About to start leaving these for rent around college campuses, dIsRuPtInG the billion-dollar moving industry:

As someone who once used grand-ma’s motorized wheelchair to move a 32" CRT TV from one apartment to the next, I applaud this example of laziness and ingenuity.

I like this thing, but I don’t five-grand like it. 

This video made me just that little bit more smug about the fact I’ve just put a deposit down on an Up! GTI. :)

1. His take on SUVs, and especially small SUVs, is extremely correct.

How does it compare to the GTX?