“We forgot that we can sell much of our pre-owned stock of games between now and the holiday shopping season. So we’ll resume the program once we have more money and fewer used games to rent.”

Wow, this sales guy was WAY off.

Don’t try it with a SportKa sunroof.

I vote CP simply because I’m 6'9" and could never fit in one properly and I can never experience the majestic beauty that is the Miata.

You know if I didn’t know any better... I’d be inclined to think Trump just might be a moron.

We were looking for sedans. Not sands.

No, I expect you to die.

Vincent Di Pinto, another witness

Yeah, that was me. They had been telling customers (and dealerships) to expect 2-3 per year per dealership, then when i3 sales were down they decided to use the extra capacity at the factory to build i8's. I saw an article 6 months into ownership that mostly flew under the radar on Bloomberg or WSJ saying BMW was…

And now, for you next mission...

Challenge accepted.

Shit. I starred this and then realized I drive a 135.

BMW has been dead to me since they went beyond the 3, 5, 6 and 7 series.

Keep right except to pass. (Even if there are 3 or more lanes, stay to the right, not the middle.)

Are there any french songs that people know the words to that aren’t about stealing bread?

Ev’rybody, Here is the go.
Back with the mace.
My singing is a riot and I’m best and I’m not quiet
Off the street with dope rhyme.
Yell to the rhythm, YELL! YELL!
And I’m here to combine
Screams and lyrics to make cops shit their pants.
Take a chance.
Come on and dance.
Police, grab your night sticks.
Won’t wait, write them…

Incorrect: they would have paid him 149,00$.

Tickets in English-Canada: “Looks like you’ve been driving without a double-double in your hand. Here’s a twoonie, eh! Be sure to get that looked at.

It’s Quebec.

quebec in general and montreal in specific can be super touchy about their language laws, so he probably got lit up for not immediately following up with “toute le monde danse, maintenant!”