Typo in your insult, bud. I believe you meant to say:

“We forgot that we can sell much of our pre-owned stock of games between now and the holiday shopping season. So we’ll resume the program once we have more money and fewer used games to rent.”

You forgot to explain why. Balls are very fragile. Ironically they are the most vulnerable place on the body, revealing the essential fragility of the masculine gender.

Other people who shot the videos appear to be under the impression that destroying the Keurigs will make liberals angry

I don’t want to come across as a troll. If you do not respond to this comment then I will stop trying to engage in a conversation.

Wow, this sales guy was WAY off.

Don’t try it with a SportKa sunroof.

I vote CP simply because I’m 6'9" and could never fit in one properly and I can never experience the majestic beauty that is the Miata.

You know if I didn’t know any better... I’d be inclined to think Trump just might be a moron.

If it’s any consolation, arrows and musket balls are also ineffective as an ICBM shield.

Abe has met Trump warmly, greeting him wearing a Make America Great Again hat and taking him out for golfing and hibachi.

“But let me just say: I love the distinctive notch. Some consider it an eyesore, but for me, that notch screams the phone’s ostentation in a deeply satisfying way.”

I don’t get why everyone hates bezels. I mean, do you all have tree frog fingers that allow you to hold onto the phone without using the sides at all? How are you reaching across the phone and not bumping the touchscreen with the hand that’s holding it?

We were looking for sedans. Not sands.

No, I expect you to die.

Look at this middle-aged white guy. Standing there smiling, shoving our face in his middle-aged whiteness, just a month after a middle-aged white guy killed 59 people in Las Vegas.

Vincent Di Pinto, another witness

Yeah, that was me. They had been telling customers (and dealerships) to expect 2-3 per year per dealership, then when i3 sales were down they decided to use the extra capacity at the factory to build i8's. I saw an article 6 months into ownership that mostly flew under the radar on Bloomberg or WSJ saying BMW was…

It’s nice to see ‘ol raccoon eyes dropping in for a guest appearance...

Calm the fuck down there, Black Mirror.