“When asked to leave his crate to make room for a standby crew member, the rabbit became combative and began ranting about Holy Hand Grenades and Antioch. At that point, security was called.”

This lady is an asshole trying to malena viral video. The agents were polite, provided her with legal authority, and behaved professionally. Glad to know this blond white lady sees herself as a modern Rosa Parks, standing up for her sad brown friends.

Look, I hate the CBP as much as the next guy. But this is some hilariously classic clueless-California-white-lady shit. She appears to be at the checkpoint outside Las Cruces. I lived there for years, and I must have gone through it a hundred times. It’s sort of a fact of life that you get used to around here, and I…

Our lawyers regret their swift action

First rule of fish club: You do not talk about fish club.

Good lord! I have not felt this strong an urge to punch dudes in the dick in a while.

please dreamers don’t waste my time add is self explanatory,

Rob Ford (RIP), would have loved this car. Seeing as it is a gigantic crack pipe.

I can’t post this to oppo but whatever

It is a double-whammy of inaccuracy, considering the British and Canadians together landed more soldiers than the Americans (although the Americans more than the British or Canadians individually) and the Red Army was pressuring Germany by 1943.

Man, I love American history.

That’s why the double-double (2 creams, 2 sugars) is the iconic Timmies drink: we need the cream and sugar to hide the wretched taste of the “coffee”

I was once getting lunch at a Tim Horton’s behind some fan-expo/comic-con attendees and overhead the following exchange:

Just want to take this opportunity to remind Americans (and the rest of the world for that matter) that Tim Horton’s coffee is absolutely AWFUL. As are their donuts.

“It is near a Starbucks....”

Oh God, I actually know the photographer. He was friends with an old roommate of mine when I lived in South Carolina.

Never a let down $kaycog.

Congratulations, Mr. emilminty, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Lotus which this lovely lady will deliver when she makes sure no parts are going to fall off.