Enjoy your practice squad cars and your practice squad beds and your practice squad apartments. After I’m done doing throws here I’m going to step inside the mouth of a whale and the whale will take me to my luxury condo out near the edge of the continental shelf where mermaids will be my bed. Do you get it? I am…

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

When I was in 9th grade, I met a girl at a church dance that I was obsessed with and then spent the next two weeks calling her every single day. I took her to an Avril Lavigne and Simple Plan concert where I tried and failed to even hold her hand. She started dating someone the next day. That afternoon I called into…

Evil Hammond’s brother confirmed.

Unfortunately, not all bioweapons attacks come from outside.

Familiar spoiler...

I just made this particular one. Good, or not harsh enough?

Panasonic Lumix LX100. Under $1k, great glass, compact but still providing good handling (better than RX100 series, IMO). Also love the retro feel with the aperture ring around the lens and dedicated shutter speed dial.

Panasonic Lumix LX100. Under $1k, great glass, compact but still providing good handling (better than RX100 series,…

Merkur XR4Ti.

“Tech Inspection Guy: This is a real Hummer, not one of them later ones, built for bitches.”

Shut up, Hippy!

Not the best driver in F1 but the one I most wanted to swap lives with. Great sense of humor, plenty of success, very highly paid, that wife and let’s be honest... He’s one handsome dude.

I would walk into a dealership and put down my money today if they sold the S660 here. And I would drive the goddamnned crap out of it.

Mini superlaggera

The BMW E31 M8 prototype. S70 V12 bolted to a manual transmission. Its engine was the basis for the engine used in the McLaren F1. Oh, and by the way, that engine is possibly the best production V12 ever and won Le Mans outright - twice.

I am a fan of the Audi Quattro Coupe concept:

Panamera Sport Turismo

The New Stratos. Be still, my beating heart.