I pre-ordered mine at Gamestop to get the exclusive plaid shift knob.

I like Button. He’s always been a class act. I’d probably binge-watch all 6 seasons of “Drying Paint with Jenson.” But I’d gladly pass up those thrills to see him put McLaren on the damned podium a few times before he hangs up the mittens. One more year, Jenson. Just one.

better than the time they had F1 driver Maldonado play The Stig...

A full episode of ‘The Interceptors’

*points and laughs

Like this.

Mooove Bitch

Sure, let me get this high-pressure hose.

“Supercar” SUVs are stupid as hell too.

Lil Wayne smokes kale?

My gentleman caller (or “boyfriend” as he insists I call him) has a big problem with kids in restaurants. Although he won’t admit it, the presence of children is his benchmark for the quality of any establishment. And he is hyperaware of any child in his general vicinity.

The most offensive part of this story is that it took 40 minutes to make 3 pancakes at a diner. A DINER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DINER IS?! That's a goddamn travesty.

I live in Maine and have actually been to this diner. I think the important thing to know about Marcy’s is that it really is a hole-in-the-wall. There are maybe 5 tables and one counter that might seat a dozen. It is tiny and cramped and hot (because the griddle is 3 feet from the counter), but the food is delicious…

And he didn’t have to skip question three for a shit!

I want a whole show about car culture in Cuba. I want to see dudes swapping old FIAT parts into Corvairs while smoking big fat cigars and drinking mojitos.

Get rid of the hot rodders. Seriously. The Hot August Nights crowd has destroyed car television in America. In fact, forget America entirely - let’s do a show about tuning and mods in other countries.

Why do I feel that seeing reports that the NSX is driving around Chi-Town are more news worthy?

The laws and rights that you enjoy as an American were created and founded on Christian values. Both parties are corrupt with extremists on both sides. Aligning yourself with one party or the other is foolish. None of them give two shits about you.

10,000,000 Internet points for no fucks given single lady vanity plate.

That baby has no idea who that lady is. Clearly this child has been kidnaped.