So then... I guess I shouldn't hold me breath for Clarkson's crowd-funded game Mortal Fracas?

holy f*ck the announcer's voice has a higher pitch than the engines at full tilt! PS, track looks like it was paved by whoever paves the roads in NJ...

It looks pleasant enough, but I had higher hopes, I'm afraid.

Valentino blinked his headlights and stretched. Today was a big day. He was going on the block.

Top Gear UK didn't just get me going on cars, it's hands down the best travel show around, which is a whole new dimension you don't hear many "petrol-heads" talk about. The best episodes were the adventures out into the world's wild and unpredictable roads, which had a fantastic way of making you feel like you went…

The word of the day is seicento!

That's the wrong black label. You want the Jalopnik, Breakfast Scotch, Black label.

Nice to know that their marketing people are just as douchey as their typical customers.

With a marketing associate of that caliber, I can't fathom how the company isn't doing well.

I really do like the design. But it looks... depressed.

This is a brilliant move by Mercedes. Lewis will soon become intimately familiar with Ferrari reliability and never leave.

Aaaand now I'm hungry.

22° lat, 22° long...

I've been driving a battery-only i3 for almost 3 months and I can attest, as a long-time BMW owner, it's a terrific car.

FUCK

Rented a McLaren MP4-12c one weekend. They said 50 mile limit. I said screw it, I don't get a McLaren that often. Put 700 miles on it on a Texas hill country trip. Went grocery shopping in it as well as up a gravel road to a winery. No other real shenanigans this trip out. Drove it like a grandpa mostly. It was great…

Those two should cover everything I need / want to do.

wut

The grubby interior along with the stretched tyres and the 'wiring' of the ICE means it's a crackpipe for me, despite heavily liking the idea.

I must admit, as a BMW fanboy, I find myself reaching for the i3 keys whenever I get the chance. Errand to run? I'm on it! "Kids, we're leaving! - reply - Can we take the electric car?"