As is usual with these sort of things, this probably means they have plans for their own Mario hardcore xxx game.

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Speak for yourself.  I’m not paying $30 for a stream of that or anything else for that matter.  That’s a wild ripoff, especially for single people like myself.

That’s the look of a man who loves it when a plan comes together.

Someone needs to make some ‘fake fecal matter’ and call it Monster Shit, let them claim that their trademark is being infringed because their product is literal shit...

Isnt that the guy from the old CollgeHumor video in Scare Me?

I like Nolan movies. I want to see this movie. Nevertheless, WB can huff my nuts on this one. Your movie isn’t worth putting people’s lives at risk for, you dumb suits. Even if we get a vaccine soon and it’s safe to go to the theater I’m going to wait and pirate this movie because fuck y’all.

It’s that moronic mentality everyone seems to have now that anything that isn’t a perfect 10 masterpiece must just be terrible. There’s no give, no room for imperfection or anything to be less than stellar across the board always. Folks tend to treat 6s, 7s, and even 8s as if they’re a 1 or a 2 simply for not being…

You are now both on timeout in 16,000,004 timelines.

Oh, snap!

Here’s the thing, though, it’s not bad.

It’s not the strictly linear, single player-only, narrative driven Avengers game everyone (myself included) was hoping for, but it’s nowhere near bad and the campaign is, as point of fact, genuinely excellent.

“I’ve seen videos...”

So did we all, before release. As to the epileptic…

All along, Batman’s greatest weakness was his cowl covering the wrong parts of his face.

When a terrorist attack kills every priest in the world trained in exorcisms...

Question is, did he lose his sense of smell? Would be a shame if he could no longer smell what he was cooking.

You mean the $4 horse armor that apparently sold really well? Thereby demonstrating to the industry that no matter how much some people scream bloody murder about how awful all this microtransaction stuff is, many other people will be happily buying it?

People can pay for whatever they’re willing to pay for. That’s how personal responsibility works.

The game is not free-to-play, no. It’s a full,$60 retail release.

But, bless him, Clint’s very boring.

For the portion of the internet that regularly reads pieces at any large video game site, or stays locked in on Reddit and Twitter, yes the multiplayer aspect is the wrong thing to push. For the millions of people who generally only play games online and pump mountains of cash in to games like CoD, Apex, Fortnite,…