What do you think “cold open” means that offends your sensibilities so much?

I mean, sure, he shot the sheriffs. But at least he didn’t shoot the deputies.

Jinkies!

Don’t think for a second that I don’t see what’s happening here Zack Zweizen (if that’s even your real name). Schreier sent you as the bearer of bad news to throw us off the trail of him being responsible for the delay.

A delay of a month, to me in this case, doesn't so much say "extra polish". Something broke somewhere, and that caused a disruption in the supply chain that they couldn't make up and so the window slid. And for something to break in this situation, it will have to have majorly broke. Something like Sonic Boom: Rise of…

Jason if you could quit delaying or cancelling games this year that’d be great, thanks.

The New Pope. The Two Popes. Is the AV Club turning into a pope culture website?

Pokémon Yellow - 1999

You pokemans fans have been buying day one DLC since 1998.

Is the community going to break again over people not reading that you can still transfer them in via Home (like everyone wanted) once the update hits without buying the DLC? I'll take that bet

So you didn’t think Sword and Shield were finished games?

You say “over-the-top” and “Boston” accent as if they’re different things.

Don’t we already have four Uncharted films? :P

We need a new Kotaku feature. Terrible Game Tuesdays.

Duncan Hunter is 43, don’t drag millennials into this.

This happened to me a few times, then she reminded me of our wedding anniversary.

Gee, it’s almost like a lot of people in their late 70’s often suffer from a decline in their mental faculties which causes them to sound confused and forgetful and makes them poor candidates for almost any job where mental sharpness is a major factor.

I'm gonna need oven mitts to handle this hot take.