well, you can console yourself with the fact that you at least did something useful.

In the Good Place, your farts smell like warm apple crisp topped with vanilla ice cream. It can’t be helped. 

I thought the Interdenominational Hole or Pancakes was just going to be a throw-away joke. I should know better by now. 

I can’t stand split keyboards, chicklet keys just feel wrong, and I'm not a fan of Apple. I’d prefer an older Dell or IBM keyboard, so, if I had to choose one of these, it’d be the Unicomp every time.

I can’t stand split keyboards, chicklet keys just feel wrong, and I'm not a fan of Apple. I’d prefer an older Dell…

It’s a low-end Pratchett book or a high-end Gaiman. I haven’t particularly loved any Pratchett adaptation yet, because the BBC ones all seem to miss the fact that Pratchett is a satirist rather than a humorist. This is particularly true for the source material of Good Omens. It may not be laugh-out-loud hilarious, but…

I think this is being over thought.

“A TV show about R Kelly? Haven’t heard from that dude in a minute! Lemme catch up on some of those jams from back in the day”, while completely ignoring any and all context, what the show is actually about, what the news/websites have been reporting, etc.

Who you gonna call

Because when I see footage of a Trump rally on television, the first thing I think of is, “this is truely the party of reason.” Nothing says reason like a crowd of foaming-at-the-mouth-Trumpsters screeching “lock her up!”

Why don’t you go out and talk to some conservatives? Ask them.
You’ll probably find that they are nothing like what you think they are like.

This website is too full of hate to have real conversations here.
Base rage and slurs gets more clicks.

The intolerance of the replies here is sad, yet hilarious. Nearly everyone of them amounts to, “anyone who disagrees with me must be evil, stupid, ignorant, or some combination.” That’s a myopic way to trudge through life. Whatever happened to the idea of honestly listening to people who disagree with you? I imagine…

Worse advice of the day

Wouldn’t that be the New New Adventures of Lois and Clark? Newer Adventures?

Tyler Hoechlin humbly greeting the awed Barry and intimidated Oliver and telling them to just call him Clark is a great example of how perfect he is on the role & especially why he works as Melissa Benoist’s cousin

The “Save Me” music cue when they arrived in Smallville was everything I never knew I wanted.

Yep, that’s the one. You should take that ‘fuck you’ to heart. This isn’t 4chan for fuck’s sake; (Not yet, at least.) not everybody here who disagrees with you is a frothing misogynist who’s mad at Disney for ruining Star Wars with icky girls.

I find myself in agreement with you, Kumicho.

You can be assured here at Jezebel they'd write the cruelest hate article they could muster about such a post regarding disney princesses. they'd also be sure to complain about whatever gawker branch had posted said article, and tell all the readers how wrong it is.
This site is trash, but I occasionally get sucked…

Yeah, I guess I'm an asshole to be offended by this post.

When will you be posting the illustrations of what Disney princess pussies look like?