after winning championships with LA? completely different.

Yeah, that's entirely what Riley's NOT saying on his end. I know it's the internet, but the level of reading comprehension in the comments is distressing me nevertheless. Usually Deadspin's readership is sharper than what I'm seeing here.

Predators come in two genders. How do I make sure she's not a ***ing nutjob with five inbred kids and a large wart on her forehead.

Yeah, but people who care about other people's "legacy" are generally dumb.

You're forgetting that Cole has won an NBA championship in EVERY YEAR he's played.

I can't get around the fact that someone painted their dog, sent the picture to the Clemson Athletics twitter page, and then Clemson thought it was a good idea to go and post the picture on their feed. That right there is proof enough why those back woods hicks will always play second fiddle in the ACC and not even…

Nothing wrong with being an asshole, but he does have a point.

Why is he a dick. He has a point. He was talking about her not having a drivers license anymore. He's also right in more ways than I think he realizes, and not just about the driving either.

This is some great hustle by the local authorities, following up on all possible leads like this. And in such a timely manner. Really encourages crab legs that they can be safe out in public.

What a fucking dick. Clearly you should get harassed and underpaid at your job, because you could, in theory, get another job. Fuck yourself, you asshole.

Whatever you say Mr. Live Theater Pretentious Twat. Whatever you say...

A person who condescends to sports fans and loves live theater would say something like that.

Get a load of this fucking guy. "All those things you enjoy are immature and a waste of time because I don't also enjoy them."

You know how I avoid trouble with the police?

Debit cards and cash might be great for budgeting, but the former is much less secure if you ever become a victim of identity theft (your entire bank account drained, and the majority of fraudulent charges not covered by your bank) and the latter doesn't get you any savings or bonus at all. I use credit cards for…

epic reply bro

HR is a redundant department which essentially is trying more and more to justify its existence... I have always discussed salary with employers and they haven't held that against me...

I do want to say that someone with an insanely low score would strike me as someone with irresponsible borrowing habits. (Unless they had a good reason, such as no credit history.)
And by "insanely low" I'm talking about sub 500.

The other day I was watching the interview Timothy Burke did with Anderson Cooper when the Manti Te'o fake girlfriend story broke...and I came to realize that he in no way resembles the photo he uses here at Deadspin. At all.

just to clarify; sarcasm