"WOMAN RECEIVES BREAK-UP TEXT FROM STRAIGHT UP CRAZY ASSHOLE."

I'm dying to hear the internal monologue he went through when deciding three was his cut off.

I don't give a shit, I loved Gone Home. It was interesting, different, atmospheric, and compelling. I was engrossed the whole time, and the fact that the game didn't devolve into standard horror tropes only made it more endearing. It was an incredibly human game, and the themes of family, forbidden love, and the…

I am not simple because I'm a man.

I know we're pattern seeking animals, but it seems like two groups push this gender essentialism/traditional paradigm more than anyone else: White, Protestant Evangelicals and Black Celebrities.

This position is literally one of the dumbest I consistently hear. Yes, pubes is literally the only physical characteristic separating children from adults. If kids had pubes, being sexually attracted to them would suddenly make sense.

Shaved pussies are the best pussies.

Let me preface this by saying I'm not at all supporting this Gutie dude's position. He's already said some verifiable dumb shit.

At what point when you're weighing the pros and cons of drinking water vs continuing to respond does the decision to do so come from logical agency? Because, if you're analyze the decision…

Listen, there's a time and a place for a philosophical discussion about the nature of free will, but posting in defense of a man accused of rape is not the best time.

Meanwhile secularists are like, hey, why not leave this institution that has voluntary membership and found a church that isn't historically and currently awful.

Ain't life under theocracy grand?

I've played both FFVI & Chrono Trigger every 2-3 years since I was a kid. Those games are just perfect to me, and never seem to age poorly at all.

My fellow libs constantly fuck things up worse by bemoaning someone's whiteness.

There's almost no winning. And I say that as someone who identifies as a feminist. If they did, in fact, edit the video to exclude white guys intentionally, then that's fucked up. But just because the guys committing harassment in the Hollaback video were men of color doesn't mean they didn't harass her or it…

Beyonce is definitely talented but isn't remotely what I'd call a musician. So I sort of wish the biggest female artist in the world couldn't have their basic talent defined as "can sing and dance good." Where's the musicianship? Is there any?

And just like that, his arrest did absolutely nothing to slow internet piracy whatsoever.

But hey, my American history professor just told me with a straight face that we can't make value judgments about other cultures because "that's their culture" and "freedom is how you interpret it". Tell that to this lady.

I shop at Old Navy and Salvation Army and have slept with more than 20+ women. So something about Esquire's hypothesis is a bit off.

Bless this brilliant bastard. He's going to give joy and fun to millions. Hope that makes his work meaningful.

That's the best propylene glycol I've ever had in my goddamn life.