FPS is a genre and they're not all the same, unless you want to claim that Deerhunter and Fallout 3 are the same. Note I didn't say "Every sidescroller is the same". So, you get an F for the ability to read (and the ability to write..."Why every FPS are basically the same"? Do you mean "Why every FPS is basically the…

Okay so this explains why Luigi and Mario are basically the same. Now they just need to explain why every Mario game is the same.

The groping? Yep that's wrong, though it's never right, so that goes without saying

The headline needs to be 5 words shorter. Then you'll be addressing the core problem.

Here's hoping the new PS4 controller feels better than the current one!

You make the same stupid mistake equating your own circumstances with the circumstances of all people, living in a little bubble where "Hey I can get high speed internet access, So what are you all bitching about"? I bet you walk up to homeless people too and yell "Just get a job!"

What is it with Commenters here and the need to pick at every trivial detail? It was a sarcastic example, largely a joke. Lighten up dude.

I am genuinely surprised someone in the Microsoft PR department hasn't had his tweets deleted, though now it is being reported on you can expect exactly that to happen.

It reminds me of a quote from the Mayor of London in 1666 - On the day what is now known as "The Great Fire of London" started, he was recorded as…

Yes he did, but in that example he was not talking about devices being "always on".

Excellent point - There is an important, unignorable difference between a necessary requirement and an unnecessary one.

Well I've got just the phone plan for you!

The guy is talking about internet connection and so am I. Go be a metaphor pedant elsewhere.

So, this guy is going to be looking for a new job in about...8 months time? give or take?

I agree that the initial burst of violence was ABSURD. So absurd in fact that I found myself showing my non-gamer girlfriend it unfold, because I had to have someone share in the genuine shock of "Oh that's a nice Acapella cover of- OH MY GOD RACISM AND BLOOD FUCKING EVERYWHERE"

I think that the violence wasn't so much…

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I'm talking about games that claim to be easily accessible, and great places for new players to begin, 2 or 3 games into a series. For some reason, part of my original post was deleted that added context to what I said.

I have never encountered a game which has advertised this where it was in any way true. Most notably, they said this about The Witcher 2 and I was lost almost immediately.

...It was a satirical joke. Do you work for Disney PR or something?

Walt Disney was a Trekkie.

No potential to merchandise to children.