Hey can I have some of your bottomless pot-o-gold? Clearly you have money to burn, or you wouldn't suggest throwing it around blindly as the best method of finding out if a game is worth the money in the first place.

Not all handheld cameras have lights?

They do.

Is someone at Kotaku trying to bone these girls? Is there a particular reason you keep giving them free advertising?

So...I'm guessing that Cliffy B decided to do give Impossible Studios a gamble and, after he left, Sweeny was not as enthusiastic? I can't think of another reason why they'd close a studio so early, before they can be reasonably expected to have produced anything.

Poor little butthurt Captain America doesn't like being shown to be completely incorrect ;.; *sadface*

Except he's not wrong.

Crysis 1 was considerably better than Crysis 2. though really you only have yourself to blame for beginning a trilogy in the middle.

I'm quite glad they used one of Chris's tracks rather than Matts now-outrageously camp "I wish I was skrillex so bad ;.;" tracks. Muse has gone downhill faster than skiers of the same persuasion.

The First Contact war in the Mass effect lore is short and boring. Go read about it, come back, and try to disagree with me. Any game set during that time would need some MASSIVE Divergence from the canon First Contact war Story to last an entire game.

Thats a mighty good looking CGI trailer for an App. I fear that the hype may be wasted on the mobile gaming market.

David Cage - Please stop kidding yourself and stop trying to fool us. We know what you really want to do is go make pretentious movies, so please just go and fucking MAKE PRETENTIOUS MOVIES. Stop trying to be "One of us" gamers, because you're not one, you don't make games, and you're a douchebag.

They "whore" (Read : Sell themselves) for money on camera. They are camwhores.

Fool me once, Shame on you. Fool me twice, Shame on me.

Mike Sacco - An idiot on multiple counts. Doesn't deserve the pedestal he's standing on.

The concept of infected being in this game was released before any game footage was, and the very first trailer had them front and centre too.

Im sorry, but when did Melanin in your skin inform the dialect you speak? As opposed to the dialect you were raised around?

Kotaku, I think that people get that you would orally service Ni No Kuni until you drowned, there's no need to write relatively lengthy articles about being able to jump.

Probably the main character, thus must look the most "Normal" so he's relatable.

Poor guy? Look up "worlds greatest extra". This guy is *everywhere* and he owes it all to his looks.