The first Xeno clash was...interesting. Couldn't make head nor tales of the story (the way the story was told certainly didn't help) but the combat was fun, the only problem (on the PC) was how bloody complicated all the controls were if you wanted to take advantage of everything.

I've seen enough gameplay footage (Beta footage is all over youtube) and have a high enough brain function that I can tell that Gears of Halo here is not interesting. Much in the same way I can tell whether it's raining outside without needing to stand outside and get wet.

*yawn*

I believe it takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away

Already quite bored of this franchise, thanks. Unless you plan on explaining half the shit that happened in the final act of the third game.

Shinta was de-starred? Well shit, they had agreed with my post, Apparently very few other people would.

Gotta disagree with you there, Gay men aren't looked down upon because they're feminine, they're looked down upon because they have sex with other men. If you're under the impression of the former then I must compel you to get rid of the prancing stereotype of gay men in your head, I know quite a few gay guys who are…

I must admit I've been enjoying his 7/10 troll comments, They dance almost perfectly along the line of Poe's Law.

Good. Fucking. God.

Bioware, Crytek and CDPR announce a joint venture to bring an RPGTPS the likes of which will make their prior games look like half-assed mad libs scrawled on toilet paper. Which will feature Stunning visuals, Unparalleled combat, Cinematic dialogue, Memorable characters and a complex, detailed, interwoven story that…

You know you can turn that off, right? It's an optional aid for players that want it.

I...I don't...what...this isn't...even...*head explosion*

I know right? It's almost like you're not meant to be continuously visiting Kotaku while you're at work!

possibly because they're still basically making the same games they were 17 years ago.

What trick?

So it's an amnesia-esque game in which your handicap is that you're short.

I notice that none of them have Zombies in them, they all seem to be just tweaks of ARMA without really straying from what it is - A realistic Modern military FPS.

I was quite impressed with the physics until I saw the clipping issues

Oh hello Popular Media, I didn't see you there, I was too distracted by all these double standards.

I would pay money for this. Looking like a tit is a small price to pay for an awesome arcade experience.