I'm a guy and it goes without saying that men should not brutalize or take advantage of anyone. No kidding. I have a daughter. She's going to be in high school in two years. She has been told many, many times by my wife and me already not to put herself in vulnerable situations, whether its getting shitfaced, blackout…

When less-talented writers try to sound like Faulkner, they end up sounding Faulkner in seventh grade.

As I said in another comment, they just don't even fucking try on weekends. None of these Gawker Media sites. They just do not even try.

Hi, I'm Doug Barry, America like sucks. Like for real. Because it like sucks and stuff. And slavery all and whatnot. And the Indians and such. American stuff all is terrible and such. And Christopher Columbus and The Olive Garden, right? People like in other countries have really good taste and manners and styles…

It's one thing to go to a Penn State-William and Mary game the second weekend of September, warm weather, the students are just back, freshmen and amped up. But a PSU—Eastern Michigan game on February 25 with a 4 pm start, Beaver Stadium is a quarter full. You'd have to start later in the season, which means you run…

Like Denny's. Both open all nite. No, no, just kidding. She's a fine young young lady and we're happy to have her. How we doin' on time, Morty?

Well, that may be a fair point, but you're still reaching. How do Orthodox Jews or Scientologists or Seventh-Day -Adventists affect me? I don't think they do. Just live and let live.

I'm guessing that a very, very small percentage of people. I bet any woman anywhere in America can still find a secular hospital within reasonable driving distance when she is pregnant. An emergency comes up, she can be Life Flighted to to The Big Town.

If you're not hearing about it, they're just covering it up better. And schools? If people had any idea how many teachers and students have sex year (high school in my knowledge), they would be astounded. I'm not defending the Church, I don't go to bat for any human institution, but pound for pound, the RCC is…

Stay away and it doesn't affect you. Too much faith and belief in any human institution just leads to disillusion. You can't expect the Catholic Church to be any more than what it is. The same is true for the US Senate, Apple, Google and the MVA. They are what they are. Human nature rules the day. Occasionally, they…

You do believe there are people who believe in God. That's really going out on a limb, there. You're not certain those people exist, but you do believe that to be the case.

No, fuck you. I don' attend a church, I have no rooting interest. But if you don't like it, stay away. The Catholic Church will be just fine without you. And one notes Gawker Media's continuing fear to call out Muslim, Hindu and Orthodox Jewish leaders by name and their Dark Ages superstitions, beliefs and practices…

Don't go to house, frat and dorm parties by yourself. Don't drink anything you didn't pour. Don't put your in vulnerable, dangerous situations, don't end up alone with a drunk person or people. Don't walk alone in sketchy neighborhoods. Carry pepper spray. Be a little paranoid. Don't trust anyone you don't know.…

That's a great insight. I hope tone carries over through the centuries.

And yet another Gawker Media solution in search of a problem. I guess your web designers keep coming to you with new ideas to change shit up to justify their salaries or generate new fees and eventually they wear you down and you give in just to shut them up. This doesn't make anything better, just makes it different.…

Sorry, but I've already "created" two children. They're both awesome, successful happy people. So just fuck off on that point. You will be very fortunate if your kids turn out as good as mine. I've worked hard every day since they were born to make that happen. So, again, fuck off.

That's so funny, I was the same way on Election Night.. I had Nate Silver's blog up and stared at it like a talisman of good fortune. Thank God he was right. That was a scary night until they called Ohio.

The joke is on the guy, not the woman. He's the idiot, not her.

The vast majority of people like having it around. It's a touristy thing, really, but also a throwback and a common thread for all generations. I like it.

Len Bias has prevented more people from using cocaine, myself included, than anyone else in history. For some reason his death hit a lot of young people hard and many, many of them either stopped coke, or refused to try it even when experimenting with other drugs. From everything I've ever read, he was a good dude in…