Not that I’d go back, but I do kind of miss the flip out qwerty keyboards. They were great for playing emulators.

Wouldn’t they have to be? They took an entire day out of their week to see Bill Mahr

A 5x1 HDMI switcher is like 20 bucks...

He’s not. At all. I’m pretty liberal, but I listen to Shapiro a lot. I don’t agree with him on a lot of stuff, but he’s absolutely not a fascist or racist. At best (worst) he’s a bit crude when it comes to talking about trans people. But it’s not coming from a hateful place. I think he’s a little on the spectrum too,…

“Net worth” doesn’t mean he has that much sitting around in a bank account. It’s tied up in stocks/bonds/property/etc. 

I can name 4 major Spider Man games off the top of my head and I know I’m not even scratching the surface.

Bro, I stopped reading when you didn’t list Eminem Show

“Failing upward” happens a lot in politics. She’s too stupid to know she shouldn’t have any of these jobs, and sometimes dumb people are just in the right place at the right time.

Replying to idiots is my fetish, what can I say.

I care less about your lunch than I do Post Malone

I love how he said he was open to discussion on the topic and you were a prick about it anyways.

Might be wrong, but I don’t think Ford took any of the bailout money.

I don’t understand why they removed long pressing the cycle app button function to do split screen, it was so easy. Glad I’m not the only one annoyed by this, maybe they’ll revert it.

You’re actually wrong. Look up “initialism”. 

Good, more free coupons incoming!

Read it the same way, quickest double take ever.

Can you imagine someone telling you your yacht had been vandalized and your first response being “Which one?” 

Did you not read the part about where he is hostile towards outsiders? He shoots arrows at them. He wants nothing to do with the outside world.

“Missoura”

It’s not shitty, I like it a lot. Everything fucks up every now and again, I dare you to show me one that hasn’t.