You pick that goddamn puppy up and let it slumber in your lap, you monster.

Sometimes I wake up my cat on purpose because she does this really cute "Mrrr?" sound.

The line for clocking this person forms here. Any method of thwacking this dude is allowed as long as it doesn't disturb the pup while he finally gets to nap.

Stop waking the puppy, you evil maniac!!

Lemme borrow those shoes.

LET THE PUPPY SLEEP FOR GOD'S SAKE.

STOP IT. TAKE A NAP WITH THE PUPPY, YOU JERK. My favorite thing on earth is when my dog naps with me. I call him my furry sleeping pill.

Substitute me for the puppy and my cat for the human, and this is a perfect representation of what I go through every morning at 5:30

What the hell kind of sociopath is this dude? I bet his name is Chet or Trey or some shit like that.

Why does he keep waking it up instead of cuddling with it when it can't resist? What kind of monster shot this video?

Let's say I was about to go to work, and just needed to finish getting dressed. I went back to my room and saw this scene ... *cough cough* I think I'm going to need to stay home today.

"Isn't she the one who's pregnant? He couldn't be on top for a few months?"

When you're pregnant and showing it is pretty uncomfortable to be on the bottom during sex. As you get farther along it can even be dangerous to lie on your back (sex or not).

stawwwwwwp with the granny panties thing. this is white underwear.

Edit, I wanted to add, Obama's spending is actually publicly tracked and is available for anyone to see. There are a number of laws that govern the White House expenses. For example, the Obama family must pay for the food they eat, but things like State dinners when foreign heads of state are paid for the by the…

The difference between the Obama's inviting celebrities to the White House and say Madonna performing for a dictator is that as far as I know celebrities don't receive any compensation to visit with the president. It's obviously an honor, but there is no financial angle. The US has really strict transparency laws…

Has no one even discussed the safety concerns of giving an HJ with some sort of dangling metal bracelet on? It's like you're just asking to maim the balls or rip out pubic hair.

Is it wrong that I desperately wanted to be invited to Michelle's birthday bash, but mostly to pet the dogs? Gahd, I love their feet to death.

what if... its because seeing your significant other's family during the holidays was another bleak reminder of what the rest of your life may look like if you keep going ahead with this sham marriage :D