Bunniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies!

Girlfriend, it is way past time for bunny bombing.

Complete strangers say insulting shit to other people about their bodies out loud with their mouth and vocal cords all the damn time. Never happened to you? That doesn't mean it never happens.

Once they've been refrigeratored at all they have to stay that way.

Why isn't "sitting on the shelves within reach of the toilet" an option for tp?

Do you know the difference between "requested" and "surprise"?

They don't work in the longhaul bc people go off them. You can't expect to maintain weight loss when you go back to your old eating habits.

'Hey, let's depict women in all of their forms as sexy, including pregnancy!'

tabby is the new black.

Well, bless your heart.

"That's fucking stupid, are you kidding me?"

most people are so easily Googleable they get contacted personally.

Well, bless your heart.

I don't know who Mario Lopez is. I suppose I can google.

Easy: They want fuck toys, not people. They don't have sex with women, they do sex to women, or want women to do sex to them. We're basically fleshlights with a life-support system to them, and they'd like to uninstall the "thinks for herself" feature.

I fucking love boxers. But yeah, they can be destructive as hell, and you better have an 18 foot fence if you want them to stay in the yard. So cute, though.