WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? COKE ZERO HAS ASPARTAME AND PHENYLALANINE, TOO! ASPARTAME! PRONOUNCED AS-PAR-TA-ME! THE GREEK GODDESS OF LOW CALORIE! ANYWAY, EVERYTHING IS A CHEMICAL! EVEN WATER! AND I'M NOT DRINKING ANY FUCKING MERLOT!

DIET COKE IS THE ONLY TRUE ZERO-CALORIE COKE. ALL HAIL DIET COKE! TEAM DIET COKE FOR LYFE! CABS ARE CLEARLY DIET COKE!

CAN'T BE. COKE ZERO IS AN ABOMINATION AGAINST DOGE, AND CABS ARE DELICIOUS.

Not true! I drink Shiraz/Syrah, too. And I never touch Merlot.

Sometimes the cat is old or sick and you HAVE to put it in front of the mirror.

It's not a niqab, either. The niqab is the veil that covers the face, not the veil that covers the head. The model isn't wearing a face veil at all.

It's not a niqab, either. The niqab is the veil that covers the face, not the veil that covers the head. The model isn't wearing a face veil at all.

Move over Craigslist, there's a new hook up site in town! That would be very useful, in fact.

I was at an art museum which had a Kara Walker film in a room clearly labelled "Not appropriate for children." If you are not familiar with her, her work uses slavery themes and is frequently sexually graphic. There was a guy there with his 10? 12? yr old daughter, and what do you know, there was a sexually explicit…

I don't think Amazon reviews are a gateway to sex chat rooms. It sounds like the account is her mom's (since she was 2 when it was set up), and 8 yr olds routinely write essays for school. I'm not bothered by this at all.

If choosing between a messier but more sanitary bed and a tidier but less sanitary bed, I'll go for the more sanitary option.

What is with all the "make the bed" stuff from cleaning/organizing people? I don't see what purpose it serves. Unlike, say, dishes, you can use your bed regardless of its state. Besides, your mattress and sheets need to dry and air out after you've slept and sweated on them all night, and pulling a comforter over it…

I used to do that. It never got me any new friends. :(

Salient points from the study:

I would like to make it a thing.

Divorce isn't a sin. If a Catholic remarries without getting an annulment, they are committing adultery - and I'm pretty sure a Catholic priest won't marry someone who he knows is divorced and doesn't have an annulment. Just getting a divorce is nbd.

"A Lady's Defense"

Is there anything sadder than a sext sent out of duty rather than desire?

Oh, doge, that reminds me of my single abortive attempt at being sexual via email. I am not good at either being flirty or being sexy, and this guy was even worse. I asked something about what I would find below the belt, and got back something like "I have a penis and I was born with it." Uh, thanks, but that was not…

That poor doctor. I bet he spent several moments contemplating the life choices that led him to that moment and wishing he had been an auto mechanic instead.