@Lee M. Janotta: shit the pres and VP next to each other? cheney would have a shit fit

Pop goes the waffle

One of these was on an episode of dirty jobs where they were building a ski lift

@ReaperCushions: If you have digiorno delivered to you, will a wormhole appear?

Amazon, Please release an app that integrates a shopping list into this service, would be sweet

@judacris: ya but the pink goop is actually chicken, just very ground down

@Open-Mind: Just think of the hits on youtube though

@AntiSpeed: YES

@WarShrike: I love the part in the second one where he's at his penthouse, then leaves in order to fly back to the same place in a helicopter with 3 hotties

@Luis Mazza: To put this simply, you've got it all backwards. Study after study has shown that increasing education reduses family size and stabilizes population size

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: I read it the same way you did and was disapointed, basically it means that 99 cents of your donation will get to the charity, it doesn't mean anything about the charity's overhead % (which can be quite high)

iApple's lawyers ain't going to like this

@SLRSpeedshop: Shit man he's dead, let it rest already

@sixtwo: Relevant username is relevant

@vinod1978: I still think allowing people to try new things is good for the company as a whole. And as for the investors, it doesn't really matter what they think, the founders own a majority of the company so they make the rules

@vinod1978: those mini-projects are what make google great, they leverage the imagination of the people they already have to create new products. When these people have a great idea it gets developed by google as apposed to the standard model where the employee leaves and founds their own company, and the original…

@AkkiRonin: I'm going to go with Tulsa, that poor, failed, scientist city

@wjbean: Bill Gates would also beg to differ

I just got updated for release date delivery says my email

@red pear: Eh, you don't get rich by spending money on stupid things all the time