No hate, but loads of pity. You’re paying heaps of money to permanently smell like ass, make the air around you smell like ass and incrementally kill yourself. And everyone hates you for it, but you still do it.

As a former smoker of 20 years, they shun you because you smell godawful. Even being within arm’s length of a smoker churns my stomach and gives me the most wretched headache.

Thou shall not steal motherfuckers. Which commandment is this one?

Actually, my brainwashed or paid Russian friend, government is precisely the answer.

It definitely bothers the ever living shit out of me that he is so obsessed with being famous. He isn’t even mediocre at best, and he has paid for every bit of notoriety he has ever gotten. He is like a relic of an era so simplistically disgusting, his obsession with TV ratings, like this is the 80's. It’s all just…

I mean...literally fake news.

Will this horrible woman never go away?

Good. These “good cops” helped knowingly push a false narrative and protected a bad cop. Hope they all rot in jail.

The average Trump supporter oscillates between not giving a fuck what foreign countries think about the United States and enjoying the fact other countries hate the United States. They’d call this data a success!

“I try to stay out of politics.

It’s well known that, in the DPRK, yes, it is considered worthy of a death sentence, along with countless other minor offenses, real or fabricated.

You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.

All these terrorists self-radicalizing on the internet. Oh wait, when white guys brandish weapons in public places bc of shit they read on the internet, they’re just “passionate” and “misguided.”

Just a reminder that being “competitive” can also mean paying CEOs more, since CEO pay has to rise with the market so they don’t “lose” a good one or can “attract” the best. So they could just funnel that money into CEO pay and not be lying.

I honest to God had an exchange on Twitter with a guy who went straight from calling this “Muslim terrorism” to, upon learning it was the other way around, saying it was a false flag staged by George Soros.

That’s a good one. He has so many traits that bring about ruin. My issue with giving him a tragedy is the great man premise.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

If we hurt his feelings enough, will he cancel his US visit?