I remember a time when GWB went to the wrong side of a room to leave and the doors were locked. He just turned to the camera, shrugged his shoulders and gave kind of a “oops, silly me” before going the right way.

George W. Bush’s reputation is the only thing benefiting from this mess of a presidency.

Pain seems to demand more, it requires a particular eloquence born of empathy and reflection of which Trump is incapable.

The President’s mature and dignified response involved calling the perpetrators of the bombing “losers”. Because in the face of a tragedy, you always want to hear the leader of the free world using playground taunts.

So here’s my deal - I’ve been out of work for almost a year. I’ve desperately tried to find work but I can’t even get an interview. I’ve applied for hundreds of jobs. I was getting unemployment but that stopped.

Amass enough money that you can walk through life without witnessing other people’s suffering first hand.

Maybe you should give up your iPhone. Poor people and sick people are obviously bad or they wouldn’t be poor or sick. /s

They need people to go to work!? Motherfucker, I work about 38 hours a week (corporate overlords won’t allow us to even get close to overtime) for $10.25 an hour. I am on my state’s poor folks insurance (ACCHS). How much more can I be fucking doing? I am mentally ill and a recovering addict. I absolutely need my…

Not quite sure how one becomes that soulless, but they sure as hell have a welcoming home in the GOP.

There’s a debate that needs to happen about the appropriate level of social welfare. That debate can’t happen because one of the major parties insists that level is “zero” and characterizes people who rely on the social safety net as lazy entitled drains on society (I’ve dealt with those folks on occasion, this…

It’s almost like concentrating the worst parts of the conservative platform into an entertainment channel mirrors what the platform does for minorities in real life.

The best con artists believe their own lies.

“Yet, speaking on May 2 with unnerved employees at his TriBeCa office — with its $30,000 sound system and frequent fashion-model visitors — Mr. McFarland deflected blame and vowed that Fyre would survive to mount another festival next year.”

“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

Ja Rule, the rapper and Mr. McFarland’s celebrity business partner, looked on the bright side. “The whole world knows Fyre’s name now,” he said. “This will pass, guys.”

don’t you mean “Lord of the Flyes”?

I genuinely feel bad for the musicians, vendors, carpenters, and other service providers who have been burned by these fuckers. Making your living is hard enough without having to chase fraudsters who take your time and labor and fail to pay, let alone getting your equipment stuck in customs for debts that are not…

Dear World,

“Game 3 is Sunday night.”

Wait until September when you read his “What I Did On My Summer Vacation” essay.