The budget was also seen as a victory for Democrats because it lacked nearly every cut Trump wanted to make—including the ones to Planned Parenthood, the NEA and Public Radio/Television. It’s a pretty sweet win for a supposedly weak and out of touch Party.

That’s ok, could be worse. My girlfriend recently asked me if I remembered that time she sunbathed topless in Mexico. I had to explain that wasn’t our Mexican vacation. No denigration to her for having done it (hell it’s kind of hot), but too bad it wasn’t me. She didn’t believe me at first. Like I’d forget something…

Wait, is somebody actually trying to solve a problem before it gets out of hand and the government has to get involved? Are they allowed to do that?

ding ding ding!

My guess is that he knows his political career is donezo, and he’s banking on a career in lobbying. The pharma industry is pretty big in New Joisey, and he’s probably using this pointless grandstanding as a resume.

Wrong assessment. He shouldn’t have gone whipping as fast as he thought possible (that is, faster than he could safely judge the road). By the time he started thinking about ‘oh what do I do now’ he was already committed to going too fast into too tight of a corner. That is, he was fucked. The unfixable mistake was…

I know Boston takes a lot of shit for this in general, and deservedly so, but I refuse to believe this never happens in other cities.

Hey - when you’re right, you’re right.

I love how even Mark Zuckerberg was not important enough for them to open the China cabinet and use the good setting. Plastic plates, cups and cutlery for guests... why am I not surprised these folks voted for Trump?

Background: Mike Milbury was probably one of the worst GM’s in sports history when he held that post for the Isles from the mid-90's through the mid-’00. That’s not hyperbole. Still, instead of getting fired, he got a promotion and became an executive of the Islanders. Thus were the Islanders under Wang.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

“You had Emily Ratajkowski and Kendall Jenner promoting it,”

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

I’m sure they’ll spin it into something fabulous!

I mean, this is why you ask for another county prosecutor to do this. I keep seeing people say he’s not going to be prosecuted, which seems insane to me. I’ve seen trials moved all the time. The dude killed a guy.

As someone with family in South Korea, what the everloving fuck, is this?!

I find that I can’t even read complete transcripts of his interviews, it’s just incoherent babble throughout the whole thing.

So in other words it was another shitty, crazy day.

“To talk him out of doing crazy things.”

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”