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ScuzzM0nkey
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“To talk him out of doing crazy things.”

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

So, we have to have this fight every month now? Seriously? This is the way y’all really want to play this?

*inhales*

We here in Canada were surprised at how mean we apparently are to Wisconsin dairy farmers. It turns out that Wisconsin dairy farmers are also a little surprised. Of all the things to fabricate a cross border dispute with Canada about and this guy picks fucking milk. Wisconsin dairy farmers are more hobbled by the fact

Agreed. I don’t think I’ve followed a foreign election as closely as I’m following the French Elections. And I’m not watching passively, I’m like the person at the movies who’s screaming “OMG RUN!! NO STOP! RUN!!!!” at the character that’s about to make a big mistake.

Don’t you see? Les Deplorables are the real victims here, having to live alongside people who are different from them AND being called out for being xenophobic!

Ivanka has it in her head that she has to defend Trump no matter what, because he’s her father but she knows exactly what he is. But she’s been raised to be a good little team player so she’ll cheer him on no matter what he does.

I eagerly await the “look, everyone’s done that” defense - no they fucking don’t. I am a white person and I assure you (not you specifically; “you” in the hypothetical sense) that I have never burst into racist screaming when with only other white people or when alone. Never.
When people say “everyone’s done it”

This reminds of me of the time I was out of work for awhile after some minor surgery, except when I came back, most everybody wasn’t even aware I had been gone.

I’m opposed to vandalism and violence, but I believe this fits into the same category as “Always punch a Nazi.” 🌟🔨

I think I’m the only Jays fan who hasn’t felt even a bit of panic. According to twitter, it’s fucking doomsday round here. Yeesh.

The title makes me think of that video of the people trying to load a Civic into the back of a truck. “WHY DID YOU TURN”

I’m trying to think that people aren’t that stupid, but people like you keep proving me very, very wrong.

Trump stuffed his cabinet with Goldman Sachs execs, Big Oil execs, Telecom execs - all sorts of industry insiders. How the fuck can you possibly still be beating this drum?

After publically confirming that he was agressively targeting Clinton to the benefit of Trump during the election, I’ll laugh my ass off if Assange is finally brought down by Donald “I love Wikileaks” Trump and his administration.

I am a survivor and I will always be a survivor. I will never get to know what my life would have been like had I not been raped. So, yeah, he can carry that for the rest of his life, just like she will carry what he did to her for the rest of her life.