Spoke, too soon.

I wonder if Jezabel and Lifehacker will refrain from posting “deals” and shopping links tomorrow?

Anything that causes him stress helps. Anything that forces him to froth at the mouth and spout lies for all the world to see helps. Anything that makes him look foolish helps. It won’t convince the die hards but it puts even more pressure on the Republicans and keeps our resistance reminded why we have to fight.…

One of my “friends” used the term “anti-life”. I flipped a shit.

Does this dipshit regret braying about reopening the investigation into Hillary’s emails? I hope he gets the most agonizing migraines from dealing with Trump’s dumpster fires every day.

This means we go back under the Queen’s rule, right? Right? RIGHT?!?!?

Where’s all that”winning” Trump promised us?

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

I’d really be down with a “no auto-playing gifs of traumatic injuries” policy on this site. Let people decide whether they want to see that shit or not. I almost never click on Deadspin’s “look at this horrible injury!” articles because I don’t need or want to watch other people suffering, but I didn’t have a choice…

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

“I’m going to give a free commercial here. Go buy it today, everybody.” 

*Trump is Hitler but worse.

six years on one count of violating Georgia’s street gang act

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…

I think Duane Johnson’s introduction of Lin-Manuel Miranda shows that he should host.

Next your going to say humans are red meat even though they taste like chicken.

I suppose I’ll just have to clog my arteries to such a degree that the cancer can’t get through

So basically... if a woman wants an abortion it’s completely unacceptable.

He got his bell rung.