"Hi, i'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite anti-piracy measure in the gaming industry"

Mass Effect Simulator 2014

Hey that backyard-built truck fared better at a 30 foot jump than this $150k SEMA truck did with a 3 foot jump.

"Monster Truck"

Yeah, I wonder why Fahey thinks the guy should have opened it. Usually this doesn't happen with a reputable store and, as in this case, they are going to make it right if it does. Plus, I wouldn't think the store would let you open it before you bought it.

We need more drivers like button, because I want more of this:

You know what else would stop attacks like this? People not being dicks. Or said dicks finding something else better to do with their time.

I can't wait to see the pictures of the police dragging those teens out of their mom's house and into a cop car.

I'm not a big NASCAR fan but I like Jeff. Feel like he's the last of the gentleman racers... though he's been known to get hot-headed on occasion.

Maruti Suzuki Wagon R Stingray launched in India 😂😂😂

I remember someone on Oppo either found this or made this. The Buick Achieva: failing to achieve anything at all.

Triumph Acclaim

The Smart Fortwo. This is a dumb car, horrible mileage for size, completely impractical and scary. My neighbor purchased one and a few days later came over to me and said, I think I made a mistake...haha

Pontiac LeMans. Just look at it. You can imagine blasting down the Mulsanne Straight at 588MPH.

Don't know if it's actually LS or not (it could just be completely bogged down, or having other normal Christmas Day issues), as it seems like something they'd take credit for, regardless. IF it is them, though, at least I can rest easy in the knowledge that, no matter how hard or shitty my life could get at any time,…

I would be irritated by this, but things like this remind me that I'm fortunate enough that I don't have to resort to making other people upset to be entertained.

Yes. Large front and rear overhangs, and diffusers that start only at the axle line (not tunnels that start before, like current LMP cars).

I loved the music until it went full dubstep, then it went back and all was right with the galaxy.

Your boyfriend at the time is either the worst person in the whole world, or a Death Eater. Or both.