This is the second time today I've used a Dale Gribble picture in reply.

Speculation time.

Drone

Pretty sure it's a 4G inverted dive with a MiG-28, at about two meters.

and maybe in-ear airbags to block the brostep.

D-Air airbag system is too long. I propose we simply call it the D-Bag system, as that is what it will save bikers from.

Wait.....am I doing it right?

Obviously you just can't appreciate the majesty that is the Beauty Leopard.

I'm more concerned about why there isn't any tire smoke from the four wheel lockup.

So sad. Be careful out there, riders.

+1 beat me to it.

Bernie Says, "Think before you Bribe"

You foolish mortals, Bernie does not have to obey your pitiful laws!

Thought it was Ninja Stars. Well, hoping for Ninja Stars.

Who's driving the cop car with the dash cam? Because I can see all four hands at times. Is it maybe some kind of battle wagon, where there are extra seats for the guys whose job it is to yell into the radio and fire their guns?

Don't really feel any of that is funny. Inappropriate, and definitely not needed.

#yourlyingaboutkidding

Did he fuck your sister or something? Jesus, you are irrationally angry towards him.

The formula 1 team is not there for sales or expectations. They are there for improving efficiency of the process.