Doge is disappoint.

Does unbolting the steering wheel and bolting it on another car count as "rebuilding"?

God bless modern safety standards and German engineers.

That was the best response I've ever heard from a big corporation like that. The best part is that he didn't have to say "drops the mic," it was just implied full force. Or basically this (start video at 1:56 if it doesn't for you):

Kinda harsh to wish for an entire company to fail, bro.

Better version.

My personal favorite:

He's better... but that isn't really saying much. He's still not good.

Why is it always a Kia dealer?

Looks like the track actually takes a slight right* where Massa "swerves", so probably he was just following the normal line, while Perez continued straight (since Perez was probably braking very early on his failing brakes).

So they're aiming for this kind of market?

Sounds like they're part of an elite team...

They're not small, they're mini. And they're not even that, they're MINI.

I like how it starts out almost normally and then quickly degenerates.

You can outrun a squad car, but you can't outrun the Internet.

Probably the first time I've ever celebrated the actions of any owner of a lifted Ram bro truck. Awesome.

1st Gear: "Let's assume for the moment that GM isn't evil." I just assumed that it was too large and incompetent.

I just hope they aren't a perpetual backmarker

I would like to see them go with Honda so that somebody besides McClaren will run them.

That "overly-smiley-Aussie-boy-wonder-sidekick" has been outperforming Vettel so far this season. And why the hell shouldn't he smile? He's in one of the top teams in F1 and outperforming his celebrated teammate. I'm sure I'd have a near permanent shit eating grin if I were in his shoes.