No no no, it's ingenious engineering. Smaller brakes = less weight.

That's really cool, but I'd still be a lot happier to pay $400 vs $500 and enter the codes manually.

It's over 9000!

I feel like Microsoft is going to lose a lot of initial sales to Sony because of the $100 price difference thanks to Kinect.

It's most likely going to be the biggest entertainment release of all time, even bigger than Avatar, so it's kind a big deal.

Does anyone have a crew started for the 360 I can join? Looking for some fun, laid back people to play it with when GTA Online launches. #crew

Whoa whoa whoa... let's not get crazy here.

I haven't seen anyone complaining about GTA Online not going live until October, but I'm kind of glad. Gives us time to soak in the single player experience without feeling pressured to jump online. And it's nice to have something to look forward to.

All of the Kotaku writers share a hive mind, so they can all play it collectively and pool their game time into a single, unifed conscious.

And the following headline would be "GTA V Gets Lackluster Reviews, Sells A Fuckton of Copies Anyways"

Wish there were more comments like yours here. Too much shit throwing on Kotaku lately. Thanks!

Do a barrell roll!

DANGER ZONE

AC. Partly because it's broken, mainly because I prefer to roll down my windows.

It instantly wins so it's not allowed.

I can't believe I haven't seen anyone post this yet. Great because a 30-something year old in a ricer tries to beat a 911.

Does this count? It's a drag race to the finish :P Skip to 10:00

This. Please.

You mean Formula UN!

I dunno, if it's gonna be Days of Thunder it's gotta be this one.