He’s in the beginning stage of faggotry.

He filled every empty beer in the stadium using one red solo cup.

I am because I don’t talk about golf when at parties

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

Captain Insano shows no mercy.

Yeah but they usually go counter-clockwise.

This is way over the line, you gotta nip stuff like this in the bud. Take Bill O’Brien — he cut his player just for sitting coach.

I feel for Jones, though. I really do. He’s such a troubled young man, clearly haunted by ghosts, and doesn’t know where to turn or how to get away from them...

The problem with watching Rocket League, is that you have to stop playing Rocket League.

I have yet to find out what happens to the body when you start to workout

The Invasion of Norman D

Jesus, what an insensitive decision. Must be a real shot to the heart for his family.

Deadspin: LeBron, Wade, And CP3 Are Riding Around The Bahamas On A Banana Boat

I super doubt there’ll be a FF7 remake announced this year.

Draw a man a dick, and he’ll laugh once. Give the man a paintbrush and he’ll laugh forever.

Due process? This isn’t court. It’s a private business. Tom Brady agreed to play in it. There’s no due process.

I'm really sick of these thugs and the constant attention they get on this website. Can we go a couple of weeks without mentioning the NCAA?

He's not the HC the 49ers need, he's the HC they deserve.

"I would not say that. I wouldn't say it either."