I was going to say, this sounds like an old Unfair Park (RIP) comment. Then I looked up at the screen name, and my suspicions were confirmed. You don’t see many UZT references on Deadspin.

My fear is that all of the uninformed voters who are going to the polls because it’s a presidential election are going to be swayed by the abundance of signage and vote for the “popular” choice.

Also, you will likely find that banks are much less interested in refinancing your negative equity vehicle than Honda is.

Next time, just refinance, don’t trade in your car and roll over $7000 in negative equity to save $800 in interest payments. Instead, go to the bank, refinance and save $700 in interest payments.

How in the world do you get $7,000 upside down on an Accord of all things?

Last time I saw your wife it was more fescue than rough.

I was in the same club as you, I called her bullshit after that first interview she did on GMA. I knew that chick was crazy and full of it back then. Having had the misfortune of dealing with one from her club when I was younger, I can now spot a crazy from across the room.

People called us crazy when we were all saying Kurt was the sane one in the relationship...

Okay. I was just throwing it out there.

This is a real shrewd way to stick it to the bosses. Good on you guys, Deadspin.

People who live in Alabama.

“I had to call the State of Alabama”

The rotary dialer is the RX7 of phones...

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

Thanks for reminding me of that!

Did this spark a convo?

Another thing worth mentioning is that if everyone actually took the dealers advice and didn’t drive the vehicles until the recall is done, there wouldn’t be nearly enough loaner cars to go around.

He loves that shitty pizza casserole they make out there.

Because if they’re too close then they hit you when you brake faster than they’re expecting? When I get into sudden traffic slowdowns in heavy traffic, my eyes go back and forth between my mirror and the car in front of me to manage my deceleration try to attenuate the rate of deceleration back up the chain.

I came down here to riff on Jefferson’s age. I was gonna make a joke that George Mikan was mad that Jefferson didn’t mention him. But then I started the video. And I didn’t know it yet, but I’d never heard Richard Jefferson speak before. I don’t know what I expected, but it was not that.