Personally, I do give it a lot of gas if I’m in front of the pack at a stoplight, because I really don’t want to drive in the midst of 50 other people that don’t use their turn signals, are talking on their phones, etc. I couldn’t care less about the guy beside me, but if I can put a few hundred feet between myself…

When I was in high school, I got an ‘Exhibition of Speed’ ticket. When people found out, they always asked how fast I was going. As it turns out, you aren’t going very fast feathering the brakes and doing a massive rolling burnout as you make a right turn on your way to lunch in a 5.0 Mustang. Although, the cops still…

Let’s not forget Josh Reddick talking trash, after the 2nd game: “Bush league.”

Totally. Fuck that guy. Let your kids find some other kids. They don't need you right now, asshole. Oh, and don't knock my kid off the jungle gym.

My 19 year old self and your 19 year old self woulda gotten along great.

Hey Chris —

I hope they throw the book at him even more. When he comes back, put him in a Roush Fenway Racing car so he understands the gravity of his crimes.

... Racer Tape? ;)

The white one was faster and the black one was taken alive?

Starring this because I did this on Tuesday—tipped too low, realized it, then threw down some cash.

Speed tape.

Oh I know they will get their money, and I'm not excusing their lapse of judgment, I'm saying that its likely not willful and certainly not as alarming as would make for a more exiting news story. I work for a company that did something similar; did an audit, found they were accidentally out of compliance, reported…

This comes to America. I buy it. Period.

As a human who has traveled with United a handful of times, this actually seems much more humane than, say, forcing the dog to speak with a desk agent.

A flight attendant's job first and foremost, is safety – not to bend over backwards for every customer whim. If they cater to a seat swap that costs the airline money, they could be reprimanded, or possibly fired.

Is Jezebel going to share this post soon?

So, would it be fair to say that this article has helped Darren Rovell's brand?

I agree, it is statistically safer if the flow of traffic would go the speed limit. However, you can control the speed of exactly one car (assuming the ones behind you can pass) so it is easier and safer to just drive the flow. Again, backed up by Solomon's Curve.

I drive the speed of the flow because it is safer. If…

I like avoiding driving in VA better.

As someone who has family all over Virginia, my experience is that you're fine 10-12 mph over on the interstates. Although when the speed goes up to 70, I tend not to go over 80, which is speed when I'm finally going "fast enough."