Give the guy a break. Things have gotten real tight now that he can’t just use his charity as a front.

“If it’s American I like it. It’s all American stuff,” Trump says, of table piled with burgers from McD’s, Wendy’s, and Burger King. Another held Domino’s and fries, per pool.

Drumroll please!

What an amazing self own it is that Cheetolini’s idea of catering is sending out some aides on a Mickey D’s run because he’s too cheap for a real catering company.

Hell has another angel.

that list can be used to describe all the members of the current First Family

“We pay you to talk bad about the coloreds, not the Lord’s White women....”

Point blank, this was an absolute disaster for the GOP. That last little exchange with the prosecutor? What the hell was that even? I really thought they were going to be able to twist her up a bit; they didn’t lay a glove on her, not at one point during the entire thing.

oh good.... hope he shakes loose a blood clot

He’s my favorite lesbian in the Senate.

Can someone please explain to me how the extremely numerous religious “homosexuality is a sin!” conservative voters of SC are apparently completely oblivious to the fact that Lindsay Graham is very gay?

Too bad the TX Attorney General is unfamiliar with the law, then?

I want to give so many stars for this.

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

More trolling under the guise of “seeking justice”

I need to stop doing this because it ultimately doesn’t matter but...

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

Fuck em. Let newer umps come up. Fuck with Serena and I’m done watching.