Perhaps we could get Ben Carson to do it while holding a lock.

You know, Greg. If you want black marks on your face, instead of painting them on, you could do us all a huge favor and punch yourself there repeatedly.

Pete Carroll was interested until he learned it wasn’t false flag football.

This reminds me of when I emailed George W. Bush about 9/11 and he wrote back that he was going to sit there for like 20 minutes and not do anything, and perhaps read a little, and then get back to me.

You guys are really in a führer over this.

I wish the NFL did end of the year superlatives like in high school Best smile, Most likely to become a play by play guy, Most likely to be found with a dead woman in his trunk. You know just fun little things like that

Spock

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

Did they pack the Vanilla Buffalo Sweat? 8-Bit is my favorite Tallgrass beer but the Buffalo Sweat is pretty good. Come to Kansas sometime - we can go on a tour of the brewery.

People who don't like football in the snow are on the same level as those who watch American Idol and find nothing wrong with a hockey team in the desert.

It's distressing how many people I know and whose opinions I value said yesterday that snow football sucks.

The outrage is understandable given Croatia's chequered history.

No worries Tom, I finished it for you.

Agreed, everybody is dude. Dude is all.

Napolean, for that dictator who doesn't want to feel bogged down by excess carbs and calories.

To hear their fans tell it, the Cardinals invented baseball. So who'd know better than them how it's supposed to be played?

Voldemort's team name is "Schiano's Men".

This is easy: Fire Schiano yesterday.