I love how the name of the writer complaining about the story on Nick Foles’ enormous dick, is “Dick Manley.”

That’s like, a great porn name.

No one is making you do it. No one is even making you READ this article. By all means, continue in your “filthy bachelor” ways.

Or, you could try to be civilized.

This is a parody, right?

As a Kansas resident, it pains me to see us left off of all the cool state lists. But I get it. It really can be a nice place to live, but it truly is 75% filled with racist morons. Splitting up the U.S. would definitely force me to finally make that move to Minnesota.

This was written more than 2 years ago, and if anything, is MORE applicable now :-(

I want to like this multiple times. Alas, that is not allowed. So just know that I liked it ∞ times :-)

You lay out some really good arguments, but I have to grudgingly back Goodell. I despise Jerry Jones. I always have, but now it’s visceral. He is the donald trump of the NFL. So in the vein of “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” I choose Roger. But it makes me feel oogy.

Points for going with Mussolini, rather than Hitler (as I was ready to do) 👍🏼

I bet the Patriots and NFL are seeing visions of extra apparel sales in their heads, and planning ways to piss off even MORE people

This inspired me to write the following joke:

Q - Why is it so confusing to read donald trump’s autobiography?

A - Because every chapter is Chapter 11.

A-fucking-men. There are many good cops. I know some of them. But they diminish the good ones when they reflexively defend the bad ones.

Oh, how I truly love Super Bowl parades

That’s the thing with religions in general, and Fundamentalist Christianity specifically... they think that as long as they’re “right with their god” they don’t have to follow the rules and laws of mankind. They’re above the law.

As a Kansas resident.... I support this message :-(

I can’t believe how many people who claim to be intelligent, still haven’t masted the usage of your/you’re. It’s not difficult people. But it does explain how trump fooled so many people into “pulling the lever” for him.

Keep it up, Deadspin. And you too, Drew. :-)

Shortening that to a Human Nazipede makes it better :-)

Good thing she didn’t have to call in for a National Guard escort, like this....

Oh, yeah. I’m positive that landing an MLS team is just the thing to finally make St. Louis a major U.S. city.

If anyone falls for this shit, the people of St. Louis & Missouri are even bigger defective fucking morons than I already thought.

I still prefer MY name idea: the Hitmen. As in Mobsters. And as in it’s what hockey players so - hit each other. It was too perfect to happen, though :-(

So, just curious Mr. Dilfer... if athletes (especially backup ones) are supposed to STFU, “stick to sports,” and NOT tackle other isses.... then why the fuck do we have to sit through religious bullshit from you, Tim Tebow, and all those others?