"We have a lot of work to do there. We have to do better."

Early Access at this point is more broken. 0 regulation or control. Fucking stupid.

Dear Gabe,

Its not an egg its a golden hearthstone.

I can't wait to see the pictures of the police dragging those teens out of their mom's house and into a cop car.

11. Thou shalt keep subtitles options in the video section

Also:

Dead on

I'm gonna go with both cunning and ridiculous.

On a somewhat related note. Man I love playing Nes, Snes, and Genesis games on a tube tv. By god it looks so much better then on a big screen.

This needs to be sent to Square Enix a million times over to make sure they get the message and maybe, just maybe they'll get the hint on what the fans actually want:

Square be damned to give out such a successful troll.

Let's just say we programmers don't tend to be a very social bunch.

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

What, a girlfriend?