Tony's car may have been halved by the Rourkester, but did his 710 cap stay on?

Car? What car? They're selling a car?

Does SUV stand for Super Useless Vehicle?

I do try to be hilarious, but the fact is, I'm just a douche bag that isn't funny. Besides , my posts don't show up. My mantra L.O S.E.R.

Can I now justify my drinking habits as merely obtaining "car parts"?

The engine hoist is definitely under utilized. I am deep frying a whole cow with mine! I need a 55 gallon drum of peanut oil and a surplus F-16 jet engine first.

I am so happy to see fellow racers that are taking their racing serious, seriously. #tshirt

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I resemble that remark.

I have ust about as good of a chance of scoring with "her" too! #boothbabes

The red mark on her neck was obviously from "Dicklash", hardly ever fatal, but much more telling of pre-crash activities.

Jesus Chrysler!

You're yankin' our sack right? Even the 710 cap wouldn't trade these precious gems in for 4500 Obama dollars.

Jesus Chrysler! At least he wasn't out there running over bike thieves in a Dodge Rammer truck. Imagine the repercussions.

Jesus Chrysler! I ran over three bikers yesterday I still haven't got the right bike thief. It's amazing how little damage it's done to my Dodge Rammer truck.

"Stunning Shots" WTF? Pix are about as impressive as the cars out on the 405 any time day or night. Gimme a break. I cannot see anything "classic" about any of these cars. These pix coulda been taken anywhere.

I like it! Of course I've always like Chevettes. I'm still driving one too!

I don't get it. Haven't ya'll heard of Gubmint Motors? The new GM? Of course, I don't get the 710 cap either.