She really does seem a monster person. Everything I have read or seen makes her seem like a real, bona fide mean terrible person.

What is that like as just a wedding spectator? Seven bride’s maids is way too many, and you have to loop through the same damn song more than once for that number, how many times did those poor cello players have to suffer through Pachelbel’s Cannon for 39 people?

39-person bridal party. What the actual fuck?

“What a coincidence,” I replied. “Y’know who my favorite author is?” I too whispered. He had to lean close to hear me.

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS

if your friend can’t prioritize the fact that you’re in a lot of pain in a fucking hospital rather than yammering on about her offspring, she’s not a very good or supportive friend, and i suggest you find new ones

As an autistic person it blows my mind that people would rather have a dead kid than an autistic one.

Is that.. is that not how I’m supposed to wear my ghost costume?

Well, now I’ve vomited all over myself.

I see a lot on here about people are perplexed at how successful Pink still is. Australia fricken loves her, we consider her one of us and this is why...

Is anyone really surprised that David Cross is probably highly inappropriate in real life? I mean I dont even like the guy outside of Arrested Development so im not here to defend HIM in particular and I only vaguely know of her but has anyone here ever hung out with a group of stand up comics?

I’m sorry, that’s scary. You didn’t overreact. Who knows what would have happened if you stayed.

This has been a weird week. I am having flashbacks of SO many inappropriate groping, penis flashing, boob grabbing, sly sexual comments made to make me feel scared....I’m a little jealous of someone who only had one instance to share....

I want Presdent Dickbrains to go down all the way to hell right behind Harvey.

I hope Woody Allen gets what is coming to him. Absolutely disgusts me that so many fawning A-list actors will still gladly line up to work for that son of a bitch.

I think this is a good time for someone to ask Corey Feldman to finally name names. He would have the support of the industry behind him now instead of the fear he would end up missing.

You mean like several years of investigations, actually being impeached by the House of Representatives, being disbarred by the Supreme Court for lying in his deposition and being an anchor on Hillary’s campaign specifically because of the allegations against him? Because - unlike the current President’s sycophantic…

As an atheist who has been through a similar experience to Mr. Oswalt, it’s not about the other person waiting for you ‘on the other side’, it’s about not physically being able to view another person that way in the wake of such an abrupt ending to a loving relationship. He got a lot of mileage in the press over his…

“Does anybody here have any objection as to why these two people should not be married?”

Hmm. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. hmm........