Jerry is so much better for her.

+1 little red house

And Michelle Pfeiffer was also there.

My family didn’t go to the movies a lot when I was growing up/a teenager. We wanted to till everything came to the video store (Video Library, Hollywood Video, my dad hated Blockbuster). So in 96 it was a big deal when we all went and saw the most talked about movie of the time “Twister.” We didn’t go see another…

The actor is survived by his family and Bill Pullman.

at a booth he called the “Bone Zone,”

I don’t think anyone needed to be told how thirsty Ken Bone is.

Is it ok if I repeat myself?

I want Ken Bone to go away.

I have no doubt this pants-splitting moron voted for Trump. None whatsoever.

Dude can fuck right off. Milquetoast, fake-ass, bootlicking motherfucker.

I mean, wasn’t the appeal of W that he seemed like a good person to have a beer with? (Also, this is the stupidest criteria by which to pick a President. Unfortunately, it’s also apparently the most American™.)

West Elm sofas and chairs are complete crap. They are only a few years out from when all of their seating were those ugly modular boxy shape things you could mix and match - and while the designs look better, the quality is still terrible. However, I have a rug and some drapes from there that are fantastic. Their…

Have you seen the movie A Perfect Murder Dial M for Murder? It’s about a very rich Manhattanite (Michael Douglas Ray Milland) who hires a man to kill his wife (Gwyneth Paltrow Grace Kelly) after learning she’s been having an affair.

Yeah, that’ll make the first-time marchers feel great. Can we stop picking at people who gave enough of a shit to come out and march in January, and then tell them it isn’t good enough? I think all women need to be respectful of the new-to-protest women who are now galvanized. Coming together on commonalities and…

The aneurysm will be televised.

This feels like a metaphor for his entire time in office. Look grand but turns out it was stolen from someone else and it’s fake inside.

“Resist now, or regret it later.”

Seriously I’m so sick of people ignoring and suppressing discussion of all the horrid unending controversies because talking about the room being on fire is somehow divisive.

Well of course. How else is he going to get to review who he’ll be dating in 10 years?