Black Elevator Guy legit looks like an uncle of mine and it’s the EXACT same look he gave one of my cousins over Thanksgiving when cousin admitted to voting for Trump. My uncle gave him THE LOOK for about 20 seconds, got up, filled his plate with second servings, grabbed an unopened bottle of whiskey from the table of…

But here is my nightmare scenario:

Girrrrl I need to read this evidence, STAT

POCKET DOORS!!!

The one that family obligations require me to go to once a year is like a freakin’ mall. You walk in and there’s a massive restaurant/cafeteria (where they “charitably” serve free breakfast to all the other white folk who attend church there), a coffee shop, a book shop, a childcare place and a gift shop. The…

I grew up in a devout Catholic household (now atheist), and every year I get more and more disturbed by “religious speak.” It’s becoming downright Orwellian.

No love for the Austin tower shooter?

I grew up in a row home and we had two sets of very large sliding doors that separated the rooms. You could have it both ways. It’s something I only see in old houses.

Plus where are you going to put art or bookshelves if you don’t have walls? (The answer is that clients of Chip & Jo do not read and don’t buy art.)

Nice! Several in my hometown and we call them Mall of Jesus

Dare me to eat this cockroach? No? I’ll do it anyway! Now kiss me!

Yes! I’ll add to that list.

I am with you!

I’m going to texas in January, and no lie, I’m most excited to go to Buc-ees.

Oh god yes this a million times this. I love doors. I’m still sad that I can’t slam a phone back on a receiver anymore for the same reason.

That’s hilarious. I love it.

We called the one in my home town Six Flags Over Jesus. It’s across from an outdoor mall now, and they’re the same damn size!

I already am not a fan of religion and a lot of religious people make me seriously roll my eyes but if you belong to a mega-church, you have lost all credibility with me. I just can’t with mega-churches.

I hate these people. And I hate shiplap. There, I said it.