We could have had this one.

You guys, I don’t want you to be alarmed, but I think we may have made it a little too easy for just anyone to become President of the United States.

But I’m so glad we didn’t elect a lady who doesn’t know how to email well.

NO I WON’T STOP SAYING IT.

One of my nieces bought my mom a like 5 years subscription for a school fundraiser without asking if she liked it and they keep coming to her house like the plague. She can’t bear to throw them out in case the kid stops by.

And Kate’s clothes are well-made and flattering. That dress that Ivanka wore at the convention? If it pulls like that on her what will it do on a size 14?

Blah blah blah crostinis blah blah blah engagement ring blah blah blah risotto. The engagement comes almost two years after lady’s boyfriend was found dead in a hotel room.

Gaslighting: it’s not just for abusive relationships any more!

Let’s stop using “alt-right” and call them what they are...

I woke up this morning, and this was the first story I heard when I switched on WNYC... my head almost popped off, is this how we’re going to wake up every fucking day? In a white hot rage that lasts all day long?

“Someone please take Twitter away from him. The joke is no longer funny.”
Absolutely not. This is where the rope that hangs him will probably come from.

Stephen King couldn’t write a worse transition scenario. And Mr. King himself is so verklempt that he is stepping away from social media for a while. I will miss regular updates from Molly, The Thing of Evil (his adorable dog).

I believe you would see a qualified agent giving a briefing while standing in the frame of a hollowed out television so Donald could pretend he’s watching TV. I’m surprised we haven’t had any drunk tweets from him revealing top secret information yet. “Confirmed. UFOs are real. We will build a wall in space too.”

So Kushner is getting rid of anyone tied to Christie but is so far fine with known anti-Semite Bannon. Talk about self-hatred.

Their taste is the definition of tacky

Classy? Dignified? I tell you, I almost just can’t wait until Andy Cohen interviews them all at the reunion show at the end of the first four years. I can picture Melania and, say, Karen Pence really getting into it, a la Vicki and Tamara, while Ivanka sits next to Andy and dabs away tears with just the tips of her…

she’s black and in their eyes black= unclassy

Oh god, my FB memories just recently showed me a post I made about what an apocalyptic nightmare scenario a Romney presidency would be. I want to find a time machine and go pat my past self on my little head and tell myself “oh just you wait my precious, naive little flower. Just you wait”.

This isn’t the Kate Middleton effect, Trumps. Kate’s team doesn’t email blast people urging them to buy her outfits. She also doesn’t own the makers of her attire.

She sounds like the type of person who invites people over for dinner and then tries to get them to invest in a ponzi scheme.

I was shopping the other day at a discount store and I saw a dress that looked kind of cute but then I saw the Ivanka Trump tag and realized it was ugly. Hope she enjoys what this is doing to her brand.