Oh man I wish....

White chocolate? I should flag your post as offensive.

I’m hoping Newt Gingrich will replicate his “YOU CAN’T EVEN CALL CLINTON A SEXUAL PREDATOR” meltdown. Because that was comedy gold.

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Also, I never leave the house without Chapstick. I legit have 15 tubes scattered around my house at any given time. I’m sorry you don’t know the joy of having soft, protected-from-UV-rays lips, Chris Wallace.

Jordan redeemed so much, coming in at the end. The other few with the “ugh I’m voting for her, but now she OWES me”attitude had me green around the gills. Bros, just STAHP plz.

Unmute this.

#WhiteManPrivilege It must be nice.

Alex Pareene’s self-important explanation for why he may or may not deem voting in a presidential election worthy of his time was the single worst thing I have read this election season.

Pls print.

They were multi-tasking. Booing and voting.

Yeah, cuz it’s his act of voting that they’re booing.

They’re booing for Trump, not voting!

I can boo AND vote!

I’d fucking scream like a 60s Beatle fan

Every dude in this post (except Drew) is that tedious asshole in your undergrad polisci seminar who won’t shut up about how they *get* politics and you don’t.

CA doesn’t allow write-ins unless they are for an official write-in candidate. Votes for someone other than the party candidates or official write-in candidates are not counted. Sanders did not file the paperwork to be an official write-in candidate. Voting for him does nothing.

I’m actually kind of sick of getting told that there is no enthusiasm for Hillary. Like you, I supported Sanders in the primary, but you know what? Hillary is a fine candidate and I am proud to cast a vote for the first female President. Do I agree with her on everything? Fuck no! But since we aren’t allowed to…

I wish it was a surprise that all the female staff are upfront about voting for Hillary while a lot of the (mostly white) male staff either aren’t voting for either candidate because they’re not in a contested state or have to “hold their nose” to vote for her.

Damn, sorry to hear that your car wouldn’t start tomorrow........