All you need is a gift card to Hobby Lobby and you can be a designer too :-)

Concur. Also, she refused the plea deal, presumably to take her fight to the public. And even here on Jez, most people are like, “Lady, no.”

I agree. Many of those who are condemning law enforcement in this instance get pissed off when they find that businesses are flouting environmental laws. If you vote for a government with a strong EPA or FDA, you can’t complain if these regulations occasionally seem burdensome.

Plus, most areas have a commercial grade kitchen that you can rent for a very reasonable rate.

You’re saying the sushi I was about to order from Craiglist might not be healthy?

I’m going to be annoying but there is a reason there are food safe laws. I’m not saying this woman’s ceviche is going to make you sick, but selling food that you make in your standard kitchen cannot be guaranteed safe.

The law isn’t bullshit, sending her to jail is.

To paraphrase one of my favorite comedians “If your house doesn’t have curtains I’m going to have a peek inside. Don’t like it, get some curtains.”

Well sure, if you don’t consider skim milk in your tea while curled up to The Good Wife criminal...

Add in a few giant clocks and random letters/words on the wall, and you’ve got yerself some fancy designin’!

Here’s a fun Fixer Upper scandal for you:

Haha yes! And the “budget” is always super-duper tight until the second they see a fancier/bigger house they want, then suddenly going $100,000 over is somehow no problem.

Did u need some shiplap or perhaps a pergola?

I live in Melbourne, Australia where the median house price is $740,000 so I’m constantly screaming “HOW IS THAT MANSION ONLY $200k!!! Australia is bullshit!!” at the tv.

I know, right? I always feel bad for saying it but I’m like “What am I doing wrong that a bus driver can afford a beach house vacation home and me with my IT Management job can’t?”.

This doesn’t shock me. What WOULD shock me is if we found out that Deadliest Catch was completely fake. Like they are filming in a water tank with toy boats and it’s all fake.

Also to mutter: “how can those assholes afford a million dollar vacation home?” to myself. Only once, when the buyers were both orthopedic surgeons was I mollified.

Was the wedding fancy, or the dwarves?