Maybe it will be like the time I worked in a farm store and my job was to spend 8 hours a day covering cider donuts in powdered sugar and cinnamon and after I quit I didn’t eat donuts for like 5 years.

It’s baffling that they keep using this argument.

Trump supporters: “Bill Clinton abused women.”
People living in reality: “Good thing he’s not running for president.”
TS: “But he’s Hilary’s husband and she supported him.”
PLIR:”Oh, so we should blame Melania for Trump’s abuse of women too and standing by him?”
TS: “No,…

This election has warped my mind. When I saw your Tinkerbelle gif I thought she was saluting a ring of dicks.

Last I heard, Trump didn’t ASK for forgiveness. How could he, when he keeps insisting he did nothing wrong?

I pine for the days when I thought this was a con to sell hats.

Okay honey, show me on the doll where the Republican nominee groped you.

Today at work the ladies decided on a slogan for 2016:

Men are so hysterical, and have such trouble controlling their emotions. I think it was a mistake giving them the right to vote.

Al Gore received more votes in 2000 than the other guy. Did we deserve Dubya?

Like any of these garbage people cared about this even a month ago, nor do they give a damn about women getting raped at literally any other time. Fuck them.

I really wish people would stop saying this. I absolutely do not deserve to be ruled by a rape-y bigoted shit bag.

They are horrendous. It’s like Barbie pants come to life (like crappy tailoring for a doll, but x100). I’m a big fan of elastic waists irl but like, no. And you know that if they look like that on her then us mere mortals don’t stand a chance.

What is up with those cuffs? Reminds me of those caddies you can put around buckets to carry washing supplies.

Those pants should be illegal, but the rest of her is magnificent.

I know this handy little website called Google Images...

IT’S LEMONADE!

I’m surprised they don’t just have Internet. Who even needs cable anymore? Kids these days are streaming everything.

Can relate—I can hear all these tweets in her voice, which is not a voice I knew I had memorized.

I thought people were reacting positively because he asked one of the best questions of the night.

nah he ran over to shake his hand. Bill loves K Bone.