Humpty Trumpty wanted a wall.

Hot damn. “Mr. Trump is rape culture’s blathering id, and Sunday night Hillary Clinton (who, no doubt, has just as many man-made scars as the rest of us) has to stand next to him on a stage, and remain unflappable as she’s held to an astronomically higher standard, and pretend that he is her equal while his followers…

There’s a reason why they call it an “October Surprise”.

Today? Preparing. After the debate? I’m not sure what a 68 year old does to celebrate the feeling of christmas, new years, 3 birthdays, and your best orgasm combined into one amazing thing but I’m sure it’s going to be spectacular.

The only proper answer to the question, “Do you mind if I call your daughter a piece of ass?” is “You’re going to be having a hard time calling anyone anything without any fucking teeth.”

Silver lining: Ivanka (born October 30 1981) is 22 days from being free of her Dad’s attention.

Evangelicals arguably lost their minds a long, long time ago.

He’s a Republican man running against a woman. He still has the evangelicals.

Its a total nothing. Completely non controversial stuff that no rational person could get upset about.

“In my opinion, Donald Trump lives a life of loving and helping others as Jesus taught in the great commandment,” Falwell said.

Thank you Trump campaign for banning the Washington Post from your events. They’ve made fantastic use of all of the time they saved not attending them digging up all of this stuff. Seriously - of all of the many, many, MANY stupid things that campaign has done, antagonizing the Washington Post was probably the most…

From everything I’ve seen, I’ve come to the conclusion that evangelicals don’t give one single shit about Jesus. They just like the parts of the Bible that say they can persecute people.

I get the jokes about the logistics of this but if you’ve never had a stranger try to grope your underwear area, feel lucky. It’s happened to a lot of us.

He is the Russian nesting dolls of sleaze.

And considering the fact that Hillary Clinton is a devout Methodist while her opponent only worships himself.

It won’t be a problem for many of them. It’s okay to demean and molest women as long as you’re against homosexuality and abortion. After all, these things don’t happen to nice girls (sarcasm).

I can’t really imagine that in even the most mutual, long term, consensual relationship being “grabbed by the pussy” is a positive thing.

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

This friend. I like her.

I was pregnant during my friend’s bachelorette party where we went out dancing and were all staying at a cabin nearby. I turned in early but was awoken to the bride shoving a parenting magazine underneath my pillow & running out of the room yelling “I STOLE THIS FOR YOU!” Turns out they were checking all the mailboxes…