Also, see every Katherine Heigl romantic comedy. And You’ve Got Mail. And one I saw on tv today: Something Borrowed.

A good third of why I’m watching almost any show is the *fantasy* of having a much better home than I could afford IRL. The lack of realism is draw of tv, no?

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If you had to choose between living under President Trump or having your crotch eviscerated by a pack of rabid animals, which species of animal would you pick?

I fucking hate this man.

If you truly believe they are the same in any way, just give up now. Your brain stopped working a while ago.

I’m more mad at Fallon’s producers for booking Trump. Their short-term ratings bump is more important to them than the future of the country.

It’s pretty much just constant existential dread every day.

Every damn day. Every single damn day. I feel like we should all sue Donald for pain and suffering.

Back when I was convinced that this country would NEVER elect a loudmouth, stupid, clueless, stupid, racist, stupid, bloated, stupid, lying, stupid man, everything was fine.

I feel oppressed and with a sense of impending doom also.

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…

So one candidate is a known racist with a history of discriminating against minorities and is supported by the KKK, but another candidate got pneumonia so you’re going to call it a draw?

“The next time I see you, you could be the president of the United States,” Fallon noted, a smooth, untroubled expression on his face.

I actually sort of appreciate the evangelical support for Trump. They might as well just come out and say, “Hey, America! We hate brown people and women more than we love Jesus!”

#relationshipgoals

What also cracks me up is how much that the baby looks like a tiny Ice-T. It’s adorable.

Paris Is Burning?